Grab ‘em by the eyeballs
Stop being ignored and start booking more meetings with your dream clients.
These campaigns have booked meetings with C-Suite & Directors at:
BRITISH AIRWAYS
BOOHOO
JAGUAR LANDROVER
EE
TUI
COGNISM
DREAMS
knight frank
AO.com
SOFOLOGY
brandwatch
ogilvy
fred perry
jet2
berghaus
lovehoney
oak furnitureland
portakabin
au vodka
BRITISH AIRWAYS BOOHOO JAGUAR LANDROVER EE TUI COGNISM DREAMS knight frank AO.com SOFOLOGY brandwatch ogilvy fred perry jet2 berghaus lovehoney oak furnitureland portakabin au vodka
Send less. Deliver more.
The issue is that we’re all doing the same sh*t. The same cold emails… The same cold calls… The same LinkedIn posts… And our dream clients see so much of it. It’s not exciting. It doesn’t catch their attention. It’s just dull.
Instead of trying to do MORE: sending more emails, making more calls to reach more people on the same tiny conversion rates, we believe in sending less. Being more specific. Making more effort. Creating better experiences. Becoming more memorable. And as a result, delivering more.
More responses. More meetings. More sales.
97 seconds inside The Lumpy Mail Shop
Said no one ever!
Look, emails can work. Of course they can. Plus, they’re cheap. They’re easy. Everyone sends them.
But that’s the problem: EVERYONE sends them. So it feels almost impossible to stand out. It’s not exciting. And now, with automation and AI, we’re all only receiving more and more every day.
In contrast, we all have a postbox… Yet they’re completely empty in comparison.
That’s why we have an opportunity with lumpy mail.
BREAKING: Clients ACTUALLY get results!
This coconut is worth over £40k!
I know what you’re thinking...“Damn, that must be some fancy-ass coconut”...
But no, it is just a plain, old, ordinary, coconut.
In the summer of 2020, I sent this coconut to a business I wanted to work with, with a short message attached. The CEO of this company called me up, asked to have a meeting with me, and I closed a deal worth over £40,000.
That’s where The Lumpy Mail Shop all started. Since then, we have sent thousands of lumpy mail items in the post. And in 2024, I created our platform, “The Lumpy Mail Shop”, to give you access to our best-performing campaigns and book more meetings with the people you want to work with most.
Read Louis’ Letters
Each month, I handwrite a letter. They’re always about marketing / creativity / standing out / helping you get more meetings.
I scan them and put them on this site——ungated, and for free. Or you can get physical copies posted to your door for £10 / month.
Are you ready to stand out from the crowd and meet the people that matter?
Are you’re ready to stop being ignored and get more meetings with your highest-value prospects?
Are you ready to join The Lumpy Mail Shop?
Apply now.
